Today's email seems particularly uninspiring. Even the email I have asked to receive on a daily basis... the inspirational kind. Then there is the email that promises exciting announcements, or the one that offers me a special deal on a haunted corn maze. OK. I know. Grumpy. I am clearly not in the mood for exciting
The email subject lines
Are anything but exciting,
Even those
That declare themselves so.
I have no desire
To purchase a walk
In a haunted corn maze.
Pictures of the movie
Children of the Corn
Come to mind.
Exciting announcements
Are exciting to those
Who send them.
I exercise the delete function.
I figure if it’s truly exciting
It will come back around.
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