Fingerprints

Certain people do not have fingerprints. Me (for instance) or nurses or anyone who washes his her hands a lot.This was a new thing for me, though it seemed to be known to most nurses I ran into.

In the most recent vocation

I needed to turn in

My fingerprints

Except

My fingerprints

Do not exist.

They had no contingency

For such a thing.

I thought to change my vocation

To bank robber

Except now

I can barely walk

Nor can I drive.

I would not be able

To get away.

Someone else

Would have

To drive

the get-away car.

I would most likely

Get the giggles

Picturing me

In the walker

Carrying a bag of money

Over my shoulder.

No fingerprints

Would be

The least of it.