Mayonnaise

I remember the parish foray I called "Adventures with Catharine." It seemed a good idea. I never did learn how to make mayonnaise.

Everyone has gifts.
Mine do not include
Mayonnaise.
Years ago
I invited people
To show
Me their gifts.
The chef
Tried to teach me
Mayonnaise.
She did not
Succeed.
Still
It was
A worthy effort.