Helping people quit

I have never figured out how to name this in job interviews, nor have I seen it in any list of spiritual gifts.

There is an inventory

Of spiritual gifts.

Mine have never

Lined up.

Not that

I have none;

Just that

Helping someone

Say no

To providing

Coffee hour

For another fifteen years

Does not make

That particular list.

I have a long list

Of helping people

Quit

The treasurer

Who wanted to hold babies

Instead.

And

Oh so many others.