Wednesday, November 21, 2018

How to cook a turkey

Approach with reverence

Approach with reverence.
This will be the centerpiece
Of your Thanksgiving table
If you are not a vegetarian.
Take the innards out of the turkey
Before cooking.
Cook the stuffing
Separately
If stuffing
Is your thing.
Consider putting onions
Celery
And an orange
In the cavity
Where the innards lived.
Opt for simplicity.
When in doubt
Call the Butterball
Hotline.
Above all
Approach
With reverence,

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