Uber

Want to get a workout? Order Uber in your PJs.

Learning ins and outs

Of Uber.

I had heard

It did not work

Where I live.

Apparently it does.

I was trying it out

In my pajamas

Car arriving in seven minutes

It said.

Car arriving

In five minutes

I did not want a car

To arrive.

Destination?

Destination?

Destination?

Cancel ride

Cancel ride

Cancel ride

I am now more awake

Than I ever was.

Uber plus some

My independence is challenged these days. Of course it is. It will remain challenged. Of course it will. 

I learn the ins and outs

Of Uber.

I learn where to pick up buses,

No routes are close

To where we live.

The train is close.

It goes straight downtown.

This would be good

If downtown

Was where I wanted to go.

Still

I could go straight downtown,

Transfer to another train station

This would take me

Two blocks

From my office.

At least a two hour trip.

I could read

A lot.

I learn the ins and outs

Of Uber.