Uber

Want to get a workout? Order Uber in your PJs.

Learning ins and outs

Of Uber.

I had heard

It did not work

Where I live.

Apparently it does.

I was trying it out

In my pajamas

Car arriving in seven minutes

It said.

Car arriving

In five minutes

I did not want a car

To arrive.

Destination?

Destination?

Destination?

Cancel ride

Cancel ride

Cancel ride

I am now more awake

Than I ever was.

Experiment

Hooray. Today the experiment worked. I will try it again on Thursday.

Today I began again.

It was an experiment to see

Whether this kind of dizzy

Plus a workout

Resulted in something more

Than dizzy.

It didn’t.

The experiment

Had positive results.

I will repeat it

On Thursday.

Results only matter

If doing the same thing

Brings the same outcome.

Today I began again.

Thursday I will

Begin again.