Frozen blueberries

I woke up with more humor this morning. I am grateful.

The ten pounds

Of frozen blueberries

Arrived during Spanish class

Last week:

Berries azules.

I divided them

Into twenty manageable bags

Of two cups each.

This morning the Groupon offer arrives

For twenty units of Botox.

I know what to do

With the blueberries.

Whining

My beloved thinks I have a great book idea here: How To Get the Most Out of Whining. He says it would be a bestseller.

When I whine it seems

A new client shows up.

Ha ha, God. Ha Ha.

Wisp of humor

I would have loved this yesterday.  Still, it came today... I am grateful for today.

I woke with a wisp

Of humor

Carried in by the cat,

Laid next to the bed

Like some mouse.

The redbud out the window

Is yellow.

This amuses me

As well.

Grackles fill the trees.

Humor perches

In the yards,

Front and back.

I woke with some humor

A wisp of humor

Carried in by the cat.