The way of the panda

I*m glad I listen to NPR.  News from the BBC often reminds me of Monty Python.  Pandas all over the world are being observed this month.

Panda research finds the panda

Only interested in reproduction

Once a year.

Now is the time.

This timely report on panda reproduction

is delivered

In the Queen*s English.

It sounds rather like

A Monty Python sketch.

Underneath it all

I hear

Time to bury the cat.

The report offers the fact

Male pandas do handstands

In mating season

To wee on trees

As high up on the tree

As possible.

This fact and others

Are offered

In the finest British accent.

I am glad I am not a panda female

Rating acrobatic males,

Ranking who has nailed the tree

The highest.

Time to bury the cat

I hear

Time to bury the cat.