Dentist

I have long suspected my nerves are differently ordered.  Here's proof.

This morning the dentist told me

I am part of the 30 per cent.

The nerve

Under my right lower wisdom tooth

Runs in a different channel

Than 70 per cent

Of the world.

I am home now

Numb jawed.

I sip coffee

From the left side

Of my face,

Hope it makes it

Down my throat.