Thursday, September 29, 2011

Turtles, turtles, all the way down...

I know every field has its specializations.  I*m more conversant in the religious or mental health ones, than the medical parsing of the body into finer and finer pieces interfacing with each other.  Each one stands on the back of the one underneath.  From time to time someone gets the bright idea to simplify things.  The thought that the family doctor puts it all together, stands underneath the specialties, coordinates the specialist dance, is an interesting idea... and perhaps holds true when the dance involves an ingrown toenail.  Maybe there is a secret manual somewhere.

Years ago I married a man
Who was determined to be an
Otorhinolaryngologist.
I can still barely pronounce it.
He did his research on T-cells.
He used hamsters with big cheeks.
He is still an otorhinolaryngologist,
Only now he is called
A head and neck surgeon.
Simpler
That.
He is not my husband anymore.
But this is not about him anyway.

Now I am embarked on my own series of specialists
Standing on the backs
Of specialists
All the way down
Or up.
It depends on how I see it,
Which way I turn my head,
Squint my eyes,
Whether I look through the left eye blur
Or close it entirely.
The journey goes from Emergency Room
To ophthalmologist
To retina specialist
To neuro-ophthalmologist.
I suspect it will end up back
At the plain neurologist:
So much simpler
That.
Of course every neurologist
Specializes too.
But that*s not for now.
Now is to be categorized
By specialists
All the way down
Or up.

There is clearly an order to all of this.
Clearly there is a secret book
Everyone follows.

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