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Thank you, Kelly Flanagan, for your blog post this morning http://drkellyflanagan.com/ .  Yes.  

I have long had the skill to help people quit things.  I have also never figured out how to list it on a resume.  It tends not to be something employers are looking for.

I have become

The go-to teacher

For lessons

In saying no.

This shocks

The very blood

Coursing through my veins.

Minnesota blood.

I stand in parking lots.

People approach me,

On the sly

Almost as if I am

A drug dealer.

They say

So-and-so told me

You can help me

Quit this thing

I no longer want to do.

I stand next to parked cars,

In darkened hallways.

You have a choice

I say

You have options.

It is entirely possible

To say No

And move on

To the next thing.

It is then my blood runs cold.

Minnesota blood.

Me

The girl from the Upper Midwest

I deal out noes

Like candy.